Because I'll bite you if you are. 'go take a shower.' I am also sure it was hilarious, however. No. I hate to totally disagree. My fiancé is having Groom's Pie at our wedding instead of Groom's Cake. Plus, you also appear to not like the crust of pie. It's even better for text wrapping, in scientific documents because of its linearity.Also - cupcakes are uniform and homogenous, and cakes make statements! Hyperbole And A Half Cake. Brian, here's a point-by-point refutation of your comment.1)Who the hell can eat just a little cake! You win this round, pie. In essence, cake is more versatile, both for good and for bad. Cake is cake -- essentially a buttery, small-crumb sweet bread. it's called a Mr Kipling Bakewell Tars. I would be interested in the results of such an investigation. The graphics were especially great. And now I really want pumpkin pie.I'm pretty sure your website is the greatest thing on the internet. Unfortunately my lady friend can attest that I still act much the same way around cake. Which sucks. I might have argued with you, but the illustrations make it clear that you have a point. Well Well Well..I am uncertain of your scientific approach. But, I think we both agree that cake and pie are both amazing.And I make an awesome wild blueberry pie. pie sucks. White cake with white frosting? It's not really a cake, it's more like a pie, but it 'aint no pie neither. They write short stories and poems about pie, and their graffiti always reads: "I like pie." But for different reasons. I've even had a few over the years. Cake, the worst that happens is it gets a bit dry.So, cake or pie? If I want bread, I'll go make a sammich. Sponsored Links. Do you bring cake? But, you can take hot pie and put ice cream on it and it gets all melty. Kudos! I have always wanted the scientific evidence to support my theory that pie is definitely preferable to cake. I made pie for pi day and everyone was so happy to see my special apple pie on the table. Thus it is CAKE which is actually far more versatile (scientifically and otherwise)5) Christmas and Halloween only occur once per year. I had to. Pie > Cake, but Cupcakes > Pie (just my opinion). i feel as though they should be at the top, especially when they're straight from the oven. For the rest of you reading this, there's no further debate necessary: PIE RULES!!!! The writer of Hyperbole and a Half, Allie Brosh, uses a combination of hilarious hand drawn pictures and a comical way of explaining the happenings of her life that draws you in. My small dog considers me her personal moveable feast. Cake is something that everyone likes (except us). Especially blueberry pie.Also, pie is great in almost any flavor. It is my job and my obsession. I did not interact with Richard. Plus its fun to call your friends 'tarts'. just discovered it and I'm going to have the url tattooed on my ass so i never forget it...:). Cool as coffee bean gelato. The fact is that cakes take many different shapes, while pies are limited to the boring circle. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. Apr 18, 2013 - I love cake. Oh my God, it's heaven on a plate!6)Diabetes sucks. 4,7 von 5 Sternen 3.914. The God of Cake. At least, sugary frosting. Thanks for this. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. Like have you ever had FUNFETTI? While I prefer pie to cake, I must point out that there are several kinds of cake, some more delicious than others, and various shapes, sizes and indeed basic designs. Crust? Your eye is fooling you and you're being cheated, my friends. Your email address will not be published. Comedian Paul F Tompkins has been doing a Cake VS Pie bit for a while now. There are no pie decorating contests. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? So when she had finally gotten a handful of the cake, a chain reaction had then been set into motion. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Pie can have things in it like rhubarb. Moist Red Velvet Cake Cream Cheese Frosting. And I only like key lime pie and that chocolate silk pie that usually lives in the freezer. See more ideas about hyperbole and a half, hyperbole, make me laugh. HOW-EVER…all this talk of pie vs. cake has me wondering where cookie cake might fall into the ranking? Also, you can bake surprises, like kittens or glass, into pies. i wanna cake pie. My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfather's 73rd birthday party. I was LAWLing. I think you're eating the wrong kinds of cake. American cake is a disservice to the word and all cake eaters, the only thing it is good for is food fights, which I will admit pies are better for, but then there is the issue that you have to launch whole pies and not pieces, so that's debatable depending on how much ammo you need. The first picture shows us a circular pie AND a circular cake. I have to quibble with number 5. I think that makes us creepy. 6,21 € Weiter. This compelling case of pastry weighings is likely more then enough evidence to look no further into the matter and realistically not expect a lot of guff when presented as an Absolute Truth.You and the Makers of Pop Vs Soda are truly great people; game changers in the favoritism food topics world. I think pie should be a little lower. THANKSGIVING! Well done. Jacquie, Chart #3 reminds me of when my son was in pre-school and a student brought birthday cupcakes to the class. Never heard of it. Point for pie? I'm glad to have something I can easily send to those who have not seen the light of pie. I have a friend who won't eat birthday cake because he doesn't think it's fair to pie. When done properly, it takes the pie to a whole new level. I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me.Brava. WORD. Related posts: Moscato D Asti Cupcake. Haha! It rocks; try it. Although the pie chart always works, I do think you preclude the possibility of a round cake chart. @fireboy481) Wait, wait, wait. i'm gonna be switzerland on this issue. Most likely it will either solve all the problems in the world or end humanity in a hyperglycemic blaze of glory. Jan 13, 2019 - Explore Teresa Anderson's board "hyperbole and a half" on Pinterest. MANIPULATION OF DATA. You don't have a category devoted completely to "frosting" and "lacking frosting," where, of course, cake would come out on top.I feel the cake has been short changed here. I do agree that frosting is the best part. It can be a tart, a quiche, a cheesecake (which is really a custard pie), or even a pizza pie! Taschenbuch . you would amend you post to say "that fucking awesome cake that rebekah sent me = pie." I just wanted to be the first to comment. its a perfect insult. you would, i swear.this is a long comment. I shared this on facebook. Not arguing that one. i completely agree with the superiority of pie over cake any ol' day. See more ideas about Hyperbole and a half, Hyperbole, Bones funny. Stuck for a dessert to wow the dinner party? We totally sang the song and blew out the candles. Nearly any fruit is good in pie. Because that would make sense. Some have actually died after eating from sheer joy. The instructions and video are here: http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/12/video-how-to-make-a-cherpumple-the-monster-pie-cake-charles-phoenix.htmlEnjoy! He probably didn't even know. You're a nut. (i.e. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. this is an argument (me) and the bee have been having for quite some time and have yet to settle on a resolution. Its only existence is detailed here:http://bandtcrowd.blogspot.com/2009/01/quad-pie-worlds-greatest-pie-baking.html. In fact, a quick search for "caked in the face" on google provides an urban dictionary definition, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cake%20face, regarding makeup. Pie is definitely superior to cake as a partner to ice cream.3) Stalin did suck ass. You explain it again, hoping they’ll try a less hope-centric approach, but re-explaining your total inability to experience joy inevitably sounds kind of negative, like maybe you WANT to be depressed… i get excited about dessert. My friend, Duncan (and his Mom and Dad, Mr&Mrs Hines) have opposing scientific evidence. I believe that I prefer cake but I feel compelled to endorse your theory and to comment on the comments.I don't think the cupcake defense raised by some readers works. But it is too easy to get caught up in the idea of cake. You don't love cake. Um so I have something to say to all you supposed "cupcake" lovers out there. Please people stop the madness! Especially blueberry pie. Just skip the crust and actual cake bits. Pie is relevant in a greater variety of situations: 6. (But the average pie crust is meh.). Mmmm. As to the cupcake question - I would argue that cupcakes do more harm than good, because you are expected to eat them with your hands and then you get crumbs on your boobs and it's terribly embarrassing, also a waste of crumbs. Next year, I want a birthday pie. Pie appears to contain a greater relative volume of enjoyable substances. !Cool beans. as long as it's tasty.5)Birthday cake is overrated. Have you ever heard of a chicken pot cake? To a four-year-old child, it was a thing of wonder - half toy, half cake and all glorious possibility. I only have one bone to pick with you, the pie crust. I love you, but you are wrong. it too is clearly better than standard cake, yet can we really consider it a cake just because it is named as thus? OMG this is so true. Oct 3, 2011 - My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfather's 73rd birthday party. I've had an ice cream pie though. Hang on - there is a clear lack of extrapolation here. Your best post yet! I think I love you. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Sorry, I was just so, er...enthusiastic. This reminds me of my body and it's inability to digest regular cake without going into an intestinal death fit of vili killing revenge pain. Perhaps, it is the Super Pie? But, it always felt like cheating to me. 2 Tier Cupcake Stand. Well you started this off with a lie. Hyperbole and a I just finished a book that was recommended by Bill Gates. Flavored custard filling it is!Pie. That's it -- the very next pie I make will be covered in frosting instead of crust. 4. Better be made of graham cracker crumbs. Sorry I have to disagree with point 5.Pie is relevant in a greater variety of situations:Birthday cake has to win over Birthday pie - giving it a draw is almost as insulting as a Michael Moore documentary - good points in favour but no balance, which only serves to undermine the argument.I'll give you Halloween - Pumpkin Pie coming to your rescueBut what skewed alternative universe logic gives Christmas Pie a win over Christmas Cake - you might not actually like Christmas Cake but to deny it's place is unfair. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity encased in a layer of desperation. Plus, you can't have your cake and eat it too, but I bet you CAN have your pie and eat it too. I love cake. Who gives a shit. It's a very weird Mayberry meets mayhem phenomenon, and I'm not sure how to handle it because I really prefer ice cream. Disagree that pie is not a birthday food. This might stem from the fact that I hate icing (unless it's cream cheese) and that the crust is my FAVE part of the pie. Maybe I'll print it and draw funny faces on top of the bad words. Muffins vs. Cupcakes, Tea vs. Coffee, etc) I will be linking back to your findings. That's like eating one potato chip. I L-O-V-E pie! my faith in humanity is restored. Spiders are Scary. p.s. This Post is Brought to You by Spiders. I frickin' love pie. Am I alone in my frosting dislike? This shits like scientific. See more ideas about Hyperbole and a half, Hyperbole, Bones funny. So they try harder to make you feel hopeful…. totally pie appropriate. I love all sorts of baked goods, but pie takes the cake (pardon the pun)! But I would really really really really like to. I actually like the crust! love the copyright warning. Dec 24, 2013 - I love cake. At first I thought she was depicting herself as a fish with a pink body and yellow dorsal fin. I was overwhelmingly sad for no reason today. Pie, however, can be sweet, sour, or savory. i thought of one more thing.If someone handed you an apple or a piece of warm sugar chocolate bread...which do you want?fucking NO you don't want that apple! Rubbish. Birthdays happen ALL YEAR ROUND! They're versatile in terms of baker creativity (may not be culinary creativity)A cake is nearly always the chosen dessert compared to a sweet, throat dehydrating mince pie. "Thanks for the great read by the way :D. Hmm, well, I prefer the inside of the cake (the cake) to the outside (the frosting) and the outside of the pie (the crust) to the inside (the filling), so my findings are markedly different.Have you done any research into the phenomenon of the Bakewell tart, which is a cake inside a pie crust (with jam)? Either way, laughing hysterically at the more scientifically versatile section. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Cheesecake is the perfect hybrid. (I like nuts, so it's ok)2. Since someone's throwing Duncan Hines at me right now, I must be the lone objector.However, PIE is pure bliss for any occasion. Then again, if pie v. cake was an easy question, then philosophers wouldn't have spent so much time on it. Every time that happened, I felt a special kinship with Bill and I wondered if the scenes that had tickled me were the same ones that had made him explode in an appreciative laugh. :), Clearly two things are true here:1. It makes me nervous. I mean, who wants the bottom of a cupcake? But, coconut pie fresh out of the oven. Pies are for eating, period.Pies are also more likely to suck than cakes, because they take more skill. Me, I don't know. I now have pie charts and graphs on my side.You have provided a great service to humanity. Simply eat a little at a time, come back when you're ready for more.2) Certainly, cake frosting is uneven. Just round. THERE IS NO CHOICE. But, I totally disagree. Your #4 totally makes sense! I believe this link is relevant to your interests: http://jezebel.com/5509799/the-pie-vs-cake-championship-match-one-dessert-to-rule-them-all. Maybe someone mentioned this already I don't know and I'm too lazy to check, but this cake v. pie debate is certainly more detailed than originally thought.http://jezebel.com/5496714/march-madness-the-cake-vs-pie-tournament. I think anon amus is just plain mean. :o)pie-shmie, who needs pie, now if we're talking buttertarts, that's a whole different ballgame!~Jenn. Moana Cupcake Rings. ), then you are, no doubt, a pie fanatic. ", you are totally great, I mean, its blogs like this that make me feel like im not the only one having such awesomly screwed up thoughts. If you'd like to take a look it's here, http://createdbydiane.blogspot.com/2010/03/today-is-pi-day.htmlI'm following and look forward to seeing more of you blog. Ok, so my one question would be that my cousin (who is 24) made a birthday cake for Jesus this year on Christmas. Here it is: http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2010/03/bracketology_pie_vs_cake.html. My need for sugar would become so massive, that it would collapse in upon itself and create a vacuum into which even more sugar would be drawn until all the world had been stripped of sweetness. Cake is appropriate in a very limited number of situations, whereas almost any day is a great day to have pie. I love it!!! Plus I've never had a birthday pie (not even a birthday cake) so could you please make me one? That kicks frosting's ass anyday.3)As Stalin once said, quantity has a quality all it's own.4)Okay, I don't get either side of this argument. 4,6 von 5 Sternen 34. Thanks. pie is not appropriate at a birthday. Jun 27, 2014 - "Maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshit" - Allie. Thus said, I now leave it in your hands to try to counter this rock solid research, which is top secret and powerful (as you must trust).Thank you,Betty Crocker. The cake was slathered in impossibly thick frosting and topped. I must disagree, cake is the shiz while pie takes like shiz. I don't really like pie. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. He would adore this post, but I can't show him all those f-bombs. i feel stabby!!" I hope that's okay. Please see:Http://OMGPIE.com/Case closed :-), I love eatin out pie...especially in a 69 position lol. it's pastry case, jam, cakey-stuff, frosting and a cherry. Although I do very highly appreciate the amount of effort that was put forth in this study, I do believe I have found two very major lapses in testing. Allie. my 8-year-old was singing a song about pie the other day, and i was all, "hey, allie (cuz we are on a first name basis from my perspective) owes me a post on cake and pie. Even if you are having a pie for your birthday, you would say "My birthday cake is a pie this year." The person who created national pie day created it on his birthday so his students would bring him pie on his birthday. This comment has been removed by the author. Cake pie is the best way to commit suicide. I just ate ice cream cake inside a pie crust. I made a big ceremony out of cutting and serving wedding pie when I got married! As stated by Jim Gaffigan, "You never hear about a hot chick jumping out of a pie, its too messy... 'I'm here!' Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened | Brosh, Allie | ISBN: 8601401132530 | Kostenloser Versand für alle Bücher mit Versand und Verkauf duch Amazon. I'm going to present all my team statistics in the form of cake charts from now on. You know what's even funny? And I hate frosting so if you, like, throw all the frosting away, doesn't that make the cake more even? Cake is wonderful. Cake is wonderful. Hyperbole and a Half: The God of Cake. Very funny.However, you decrease the versatility and usefulness of this by adding completely unnecessary expletives. OMGoodness! Does that count as cake-relevance? The world just isn't ready for that much awesomeness. I sent you an email. 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